Big Beautiful TACO (Trump Always Chickens Out)
at a recent press conference …
"They'll say, oh, he was chicken. He was chicken."
"I say, it's called negotiation."
They asked me a "nasty question".
"They'll say, oh, he was chicken. He was chicken."
"They wouldn't be here without
my big beautiful tariff."
"They'll say, oh, he was chicken. He was chicken."
"That's unbelievable."
The wild world calls
serene, rising above the noise
of men who crow and mock
in echo chambers built to fail.
Trumpy Dumpty sat on his wall,
Crowed and chickened out before his fall,
All his spin doctors and all his men
Couldn't make TACO shell whole again.
* TACO: Coined by Financial Times journalist Robert Armstrong in a May 2 column
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